I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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