you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
