i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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