would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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