You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize