he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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