i permit you to call me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
These tits shall not be calmed
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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