My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
