I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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