The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think my vagina is haunted
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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