Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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