with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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