her vagine was all disorganized.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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