for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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