i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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