And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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