love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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