jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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