YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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