yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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