Non-Jews are for practice
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Holy sore nipples Batman
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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