You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I skipped work to stalk him.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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