i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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