No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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