i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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