i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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