these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
