her vagine was all disorganized.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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