New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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