how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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