this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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