So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize