iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
