I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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