you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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