You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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