if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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