Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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