Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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