let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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