Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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