you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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