Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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