"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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