so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
