Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
