i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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