I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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