Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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