I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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