I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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