She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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